Hobbs & Shaw isn’t Fast and Furious. It’s FnF in name only. Nothing about it even resembles FnF. There’s no cool driving, there’s no over the top action. It’s just two idiots arguing for two hours and then become bros. If you took away the bickering and arguing, you’d be left with 10 minutes of city exposition.

Rubber is slang for condoms everywhere.

Perrette’s list of men who have assaulted her is growing. Perrette is the girl who cried wolf too many times.

Why? Everyone, including the guy who got bit, loved the dog except for Perrette. Perrette is mentally unstable. She even accused a homeless guy of assault, and all he did was ask for change.

Harassed? He told a shitty joke, and she wanted out of the contract and jumped on it.

It’s the most watched drama in all democratics. 

Neither of the pictures used shows instant ramen noodles.

Every restaurant I’ve worked at have closed the kitchen atleast 30 min ahead of the doors.

Just tell her to press Postpone.

American driver’s licenses boggles me. Why do they have adresses on them? Why weight? Do you have to get a new one if you gain a kilo? Or lose one?

Not even remotely flawless. He didn’t signal.

The case for not eating pork comes from the middle east (where magic man comes from). But the ban comes not from the pig’s foot, but from human idiocy.

If I order a $20 burger and a $5 drink, my total is $25. If you charge me a higher price, that’s fraud.

Be like me. No price, no sale.

How fast was that red car going? 60 km/h?

Norway doesn’t have Slurpee, but we do have Braincooler slush. Can’t beat a mango/strawberry/blue raspberry mix.

Any suspense in a Johnson movie is void because Johnson stars in it. He refuses to star in any movie where he dies and the bad guys win.

Of the 12 official Disney Princesses (tm), 5 are non-white.

There are way too many myths amongst cyclists when it comes to traffic laws.

How in the bloody hell of your mothers period is this a hack?! It’s damn feature!