Exactly. He definitely has a handel on things.

"Gawker calls me out on my bullshit, therefore I don't like Gawker and please don't talk about it around me." Because Lena Dunham is a toddler in a woman's body.

UEFA: [hands out four-match ban]

Steve Elkington: Sorry ... By "no cans" I mean "no tits".

This "strategy" is completely irrelevant if his opponents would buzz in faster and answer more questions correctly.

It's a great investment. I imagine NFL owners will just keep selling the plot back and forth to each other. Forever. ))<>((

And you're borderline illiterate, apparently.

Scott Ja Mama's BBQ on 54th and Nicollet in south Minneapolis…it seats 4, but you'll likely meet not only Scott himself, but always a revolving cast of neighborhood characters…it's such a MN original, that really it's astounding it wasn't used as a location in the Coen Bros. Fargo…and the BBQ is good too!

Maybe, just maybe, Richard Sherman IS an asshole.

If you think there's no other information out there pointing to the fact that he's an asshole, then you don't follow sports. He's notoriously an asshole. But, I kinda like him for it.

However, when people have posted criticism of your work, you've banned them from the main page. You're notorious for dismissing comments that call out problematic things in your work, and we can still see the comments to verify that they were mild. And now people are using lack of complaints on your posts as "proof"…

Louisianians are not "jealous." You can keep what you have. We've been to Houston. It's basically Los Angeles with no ocean, no culture, bad weather, and worse sports teams.

Central PA: Doesn't have phones or internet and could not be reached.

Jezebel is NOT a feminist publication.

Not totally shocked to see the mutual Minnesota-Wisconsin hate. I'm a native Minnesotan transplanted to Wisconsin and it's kind of funny to hear the smacktalk in the almost identical (and still adorable) accents. Wisconsin has better beer, cheese, and football but Minnesota should just be happy because they have the…

He's just following the annual American ritual of over-hyping someone, tearing that same person down, then fawning over their redemption.

What's it like, being insane?

As a former service member myself, I can definitively say "who cares". The uniform requirements are (like many aspects of service) largely bullshit rules designed by long serving blowhards to lord over the "lesser" servicemen.

I didn't serve to get bars on my arm, I served because I owed my country. The rest of it can…

The guys in green are the Marine Corps working party that "volunteered" to help..