Not to nitpick, but it wasn't the last play of his career. You mentioned earlier he continued to play a handful of snaps after that one.

Meh. The USADA fell for the hidden-ball trick for years.

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

Tice's day got even better when Matt Millen offered him $2,000,000 for the winning ticket.

Looks like Finley finally caught something that was thrown at him.

the state of MN sure nose what it feels like to get ripped off by him.

Pretty sure we wouldn't be posting a pic of a woman's cameltoe with a similar headline.

This Bug will die, eventually. You will be the one that killed it. The only thing is, when that car finally does, Raphael, it will go out having known what life is. It will die the death of a warrior. Send it to Valhalla in fitting fashion when the time comes.

Gawker readers will tell you that a bunt can be very provoking.

18, dominant, and into water sports? FUCK YES

It's not like any other Alabama fans will catch it.

[removes human suit]

A Ural

Unfortunately, this was the save-the-date card.

"Rapid City, SD" HAHAHAHA. Yeah. Uh huh. Rapid City. Cool.

Hahahaha you are so cute thinking that Rapid City counts as a city.

Raid City is far from a city - just a little bigger than the villages that surround it.

"We all live somewhere that's fucked up to some degree"

"where you live is probably just as fucked up somehow."