Proud Bachmann voter, I'm guessing

Somewhere, right now, a window is going unlicked. See to it, brave contrarian.

You are a strange, sad little man. You have my pity.

Ha! I get lunch there once a week.

Ok...since you say so.

Vertreps suck. That is all.

Good work.

And dismissed for excessive stupidity. Goodbye.

The SUV driver ran over a member of a mob, that was threatening his family after trying to illegally shut down a highway, in an attempt to escape said violent mob. Make sense now?

This happened yesterday. You know...FRIDAY.

Driving on frozen lakes cuts the commute time between country bars considerably in NW Wisconsin.

Don't get out of the city much, eh?

Jinno Dreams of Revenge.

Franco supports Hibs. CCS, ya radge!

Funny thing is that in a normal distribution (you know, the same normal distribution that a majority of neuroscientists agree accurately models the distribution of human intelligence), the mean, median, and mode occur at the same point.

Ha, I was watching that one time he was momentarily held hostage on air by a bb gun wielding lunatic who somehow made it onto the set. That was fun.

Yeah, except you're completely wrong.