Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Aug 28 2015
5

I hate it when you invest considerable skill and cleverness in a comment satirically mocking a troll, and they

Aug 27 2015
5

I have, as previously discussed, trained my body, over many years, to poo during work hours. The end result of my

Aug 18 2015
9

I farted myself awake this morning. I was sleeping soundly when a loud noise woke me up; it was a fart. Confusion

Jul 29 2015
31

Healthy Baby Boy Teeth was delivered by c-section just after midnight, 7lbs. 10 oz. of squalling coneheaded joy. My

Mar 9 2015
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  • The main page is a harrowing quagmire of hot garbage posts stewing in shitty comments. Over it.
Nov 28 2014
11

The wife works at a certain national big box retailer that HamNo hates and rhymes with Fart Jet. The store opened at

Aug 15 2014
6
I'm unemployed

For a week until I start my new job. Shit's gonna get real weird in the meantime! I'm about to have hot dogs and

Aug 7 2014
7
Sex Symbols

I must have some chromosomal deformity that prevents my eyes from seeing what apparently every other hetero dude

May 21 2014
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Man-Eating Super Wolves

Pros: Heading to Duluth tomorrow for a long weekend of walking around on trails and generally communing with nature.

Feb 24 2014
2

So the plan was to make fun of people feeding the trolls. Then I shared his comment here instead. The internet is