Amar'e? Bitch, you need Icy-Hot spray. Your motherfucking knees is shot!

Global warming IS a cyclical thing. You're an idiot if you think otherwise. Human-caused climate change is rather new however...

How much more black could Duke basketball be?

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

In Nate's defense, this is his busiest month at the North Pole.

If anyone clicked the star on this joke because they agreed with the words in the joke and believed them to be an earnest statement of my beliefs, please click the star again and then log off and then never come to this website or any other one again.

You should have said "NO" to posting this comment.

As someone with a milder form of CP than the mother featured in the documentary, I'll say that smoking marijuana was most likely the best thing that happened to me.

I personally do not agree with this. While GTA was an amazing game I don't thikn it was GOTY worthy. It was a game people picked up played then put down. I felt The Last of Us was a more appropriate choice. People are still talking about that game!

Shut up, Jameis.

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

Less than an inch of gaffers tape can fix that.
Then again, gaffers tape fixes everything.

So Sid Meiers pirates? I could have told them that.

This is the worst Final Geopardy question ever you guys.

Can we write in Pete Rose?

I just have one question and one concern.