I don’t really like Duke, but I hate people who hate Duke, so GO GRAYSON ALLEN.

That was so f***ing lame. In fact, I'd have to call this the Deadspinniest story ever.

Neither would I; F*** the G.O.P. At least the Looter-in-Chief only betrays his country; the Republican pu****s betray their party as well.

But if you think anything good can ever come of government taking over private enterprise, you're simply a f***ing idiot.

Jesus Christ, I need something to throw up in now.

That's probably just due to your idiocy and lack of wisdom.

Yeah, f***head. They are. As the top tier services advance, the former top tiers become standard. That's how it's worked FORF***INGEVER.

Jesus Christ, you are so f***ing stupid.

Don't worry, the REPUBLICANS will stop this!

Yeah, $30 a month for hi-speed internet, that's a proper ravishing, you f***ing idiot.

It'd be nice if they were ACTUAL "liberals," and would let Adam Smith decide the f***ing course.

Yeah, the Obama regime has always been an open f***ing book . . .

And a f***ing unicorn, while we're wishing for s*** that's not going to happen.

Everything's going to be as smooth and efficient as the f***ing DMV.

He's kinda lucky. Reverse the races and he'd be one wallet, one watch, and one pair of shoes lighter; bleeding profusely; and left for dead on the platform.

I prefer the optigrab.

First time I felt even the slightest bit sad about that; poor baby.

In this climate and considering recent history, you don't use the various permutations of the verb "allege" enough.

That is the most mature thing I've ever witnessed.

I think you missed the entire point of this extremely well-written and reflection-inducing piece.