Go f*** yourself, Albert.

Probably only to particularly stupid, thin-skinned midgets.

Who f***ing cares. Is he any worse than all of the liberal posers PRETENDING to give a f*** about Nelson Mandela? No.

Once again, the HORRIBLE Tom Ley proves that he is the worst piece of s*** in the Deadspin toilet.

It's NOT conservatives waging a neo-Fascist war on tobacco . . .

. . . strangled to death by Palanteo in broad daylight, essentially for being suspected of carrying loose cigarettes . . .

Idea for next article: 500 words bashing the NFL for highlighting big hits and glorifying violence. Rap up with heartfelt sympathy for the players.

That almost suggest that thuggery is more common to one race than another, which would be, of course, impossible.

The F***ING LEAD on this story should be that Brown's neighbors saw him do as the policeman had claimed. Instead, it's f***ing buried. Literally fatal irresponsibility.

The only credible witnesses—and BLACK witnesses, as it happens—whose stories corroborated the autopsy, which also happened to match the officer's…

More or less every time you purchase a consumer product you become complicit in some horror of capitalism . . .

Getting to the bottom of the marijuana issue. Clearly this is a very astute and politically mature guy.

F*** off. (And I'm PRO-pot)

That's great hipster cynicism! Now do WalMart!

Sounds like a perfectly fun, fine restaurant that made a whiny irritable pussy with a keyboard uncomfortable.

It's Burneko's turn to ring the Demspin race bell.

Ah, f**k off. LOOK EVERYBODY, how NOT racist as hell I am!!

F**k you.

You are a f***ing piece of shit for minimizing and obfuscating what happened at Benghazi. Is this a f***ing memo you assholes are passing around, because Magary did the same f***ing thing last week.

"Putting Rock at #1 is like wearing an "I am White" label," says"For Sweden".

Best OJ chase/horse grave story ever!

F*** off somewhere else with your politics.

At least we can all agree that Tom Ley is horrible.