There should be a separate entry for cockless Theon.

Agnostics are rational. Everybody else is not.

I'm a Roman Catholic.

Trigger warning, please? You've just traumatized 2 dozen Jezebelians.

This guy doesn't give a fuck about the actual problem of domestic violence.

Put a father who spanks in every fatherless home in black America and watch that community pull right out of the f***ing tailspin . . .

"One beating leads to the next, and to the next, and to the next, until parents don't even know why they're beating the kid anymore. They just do. Once it is normalized, it takes root. Parents begin to like the habit."

Always expect a whole bunch of squishy liberal crap from any Deadspin writer, but I've seldom…

Had they said, "a bunch of angry chicks and angry chick-like dudes" they'd have covered the whole Gawker network.

*Buys Riley Cooper jersey

Not really "trashing" in the sense that they agree with the Deadspin, east coast liberal pussified take on the name "controversy." Not from what I saw anyway.

Moral grandstanding worse than domestic violence.

The only lesson anyone should take from any of this s***: If Adrian Peterson's your dad, you better stay on the f***ing straight and narrow.

F***ing a**holes can never pass up the opportunity for bogus moral grandstanding.

I'm not against pornography per se, but I am very pro-decency. This is a relatively harmless crossover of the adult film industry into the real world, but I don't think we should cease being vigilant about keeping it compartmentalized.

If there's one thing we don't need in this country it's black fathers disciplining their sons.

Pretty sure McCoy was a d**k.

But the idea that it doesn't matter if someone is slandered because they have a certain number in their passbook is one of the most d**kheaded things I've ever heard.

What are you talking about? What jokes?

Chickens*** deal.

Haka dances are never not cool.

They allegedly traded a player for trying to take paternity leave.

HOW DARE YOU! You should be ashamed and shunned! Common sense has no place on the dips**t Deadspin forums.

Was there some doubt whether Jackie Robinson wanted to f*** some of the 1947 Dodgers?