So, Michael Sam is a f***ing heterophobe...

Why is Jezebel being so kind to men all of a sudden?

Bad humans suck.

The American Indians duked it out in very savage manner with each other for all the lands that were eventually won by the Europeans; not a lot of "innocent blood" or "rightful ownership" in global historical territorial succession.

If we had ever perfected ours, we probably would have nuked the Russians.

There's not a single person in that studio audience who has any idea what the hell is going on up there . . .

F***ing savage.

"...gay porn isn't even offensive..."

[makes retarded, overwrought "joke"]

Isn't there ONE Deadspin writer who isn't a total pussy? Who understands that most American Indians are either flattered or don't give a f*** and that the only people offended by "the Washington Redskins" are pasty, white, East Coast liberals?

HA! Suck my dicks!

I'm sure the Ministry of Propaganda in Pyongyang will be happy to give you the official, unbiased account.

I'm Kim Bong An, Chief Information Minister of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and I approve of this video.

When a couple of Vikings raped an underaged girl, I thought, "Wait, that's a little..."

You don't have to be part of the protected class; you just have to be a huge pussy.

There can be no longer be any doubt: Kris K. Kluwe is a morally grandstanding, hypocritical, whiny POS. He got fired for punting sh*ttily, so he goes and tries to get a man fired for saying something sh*tty.

F***ing hell. How much did that cost you in postage?

Mmm...ah...well...still gross

Dude, you're a dude; gross.

Why Eric Morgan will never write for Screamer again.