They allegedly traded a player for trying to take paternity leave.

HOW DARE YOU! You should be ashamed and shunned! Common sense has no place on the dips**t Deadspin forums.

Was there some doubt whether Jackie Robinson wanted to f*** some of the 1947 Dodgers?

So, Michael Sam is a f***ing heterophobe...

Why is Jezebel being so kind to men all of a sudden?

There's not a single person in that studio audience who has any idea what the hell is going on up there . . .

F***ing savage.

"...gay porn isn't even offensive..."

[makes retarded, overwrought "joke"]

Isn't there ONE Deadspin writer who isn't a total pussy? Who understands that most American Indians are either flattered or don't give a f*** and that the only people offended by "the Washington Redskins" are pasty, white, East Coast liberals?

When a couple of Vikings raped an underaged girl, I thought, "Wait, that's a little..."

You don't have to be part of the protected class; you just have to be a huge pussy.

There can be no longer be any doubt: Kris K. Kluwe is a morally grandstanding, hypocritical, whiny POS. He got fired for punting sh*ttily, so he goes and tries to get a man fired for saying something sh*tty.

F***ing hell. How much did that cost you in postage?

Mmm...ah...well...still gross

Dude, you're a dude; gross.

Why Eric Morgan will never write for Screamer again.

Sorry, but it's all hilarious.

Maybe he's to so interested in how his ethnicity is perceived by a bunch of white, busybody liberals on Deadspin.

Ah . . . alright.