Is it cool to steal 30 year old jokes from Eric Idle now? Cuz he's got a million of 'em.

It's actually not "boys" who are famous for not tipping.

I've never heard of the majority of all the alternate bands people have mentioned, but I'm sure they all piss on Bruce f***ing Springsteen from a great height.

Springsteen is F***ING horrible. He's also a f***ing lefty idiot and people who sing along to "Born in the U.S.A.," like it's some second national anthem—rather than the turncoat insult to America that it is—are f***ing embarrassing themselves.

Doesn't matter what you say. Once you've been called racist, it sticks like a tar-baby.

It seems they only choose war zones with brown people, like Russia. They should set the battle in Sweden or Fox, Alaska or some other obvious war zone with white people.

Jeez, that little dance is so "Girls Night Out."

"We've co-opted . . . all of your music."

POW! PEPPER CONNECTS BIG TIME ON LIKE-BAITY DEADSPINNER

"Suárez apologises and tries to pat Evra on the head. It is alleged Evra said: 'Don't touch me, you South American,' to which Suárez replies: 'Porque, negro?'"

Why is the guy 2nd from right sucking in his gut? To make his pecs look bigger?

More accurate headline:

They can't all be Magary.

Not sure why you posted any of this.

Good. F*** Iran.

LaFawnda!

Well, I appreciate all those things: farming, boating, great stuff. But unfortunately NOW is not several centuries/millennia ago, and Ghana is not really on the radar such that people really know whether there are giraffes there or not.

I guess I'm not one of the intelligence ppeople, then.

Have I ever told you how much I love this post?

Well, they got the top part with the Arabs. Just below that the sandy part that has nothing. In the middle is the really jungly part with the really, really black people. And at the bottom is the part that was kinda civilized until recently.