OK.

Wish Michael Sam no harm whatsoever, but that WAS f***ing gross.

How do you know he's a good person? Not doubting it; I have no idea. But certainly it's not solely for being gay.

Well, those are his clothes. If it's an off-the-field incident, it's not exactly an absurd or nefarious choice.

I'm gonna need to see a series of so-so dunks for comparison.

If there's to be anything as retarded as "paternity leave," then 3 days is more than plenty.

Deadspin readers rally for the win.

Poor Asian-Americans and their perpetual suffering; I feel so bad for this noisy c**t.

I don't see much difference between that and lighting a cross.

Dude, you're really banging your head against a wall here. NO AMOUNT of logic is going to dissuade these people from their commitment to "tolerance," or their battle against "heteronormative standards."

Definitely, BEFORE the first date. Don't be ridiculous.

So let them make any rule they want because they might kill themselves otherwise? Now THAT'S the formula for total emotional health!

I don't think this guy's ever eaten cereal in his life.

Who the f*** is Kevin Gates?

I was all prepared to be offended or something, but I've seen R&B singers perform absolute narcissistic sodomy on our anthem. Wasn't really all that bad.

Jeez, they're only slightly less anti-American than the average Deadspin commenter.

Still don't get who's which.

Well aren't you the pretentious little c**t.

Kim Jong Un is reading this and laughing his ass off at how pussy Americans have become.

He's a f***ing hero.

Imagine the courage it takes to invite that kind of fawning cheap glory and cast oneself as a media darling.