"Bitches don't love aids."

Agreed: F*** Coke. Encouraging people to not assimilate is f***ing retarded.

Wait, is he the mayor of Sochi, or heaven?

Biggest argument against the credibility of basketball is the retarded analytical fixation on slam dunks.

GEIAHD is the BEST feature of the Jamboroo. Please preserve it.

If not, at least job it out to someone funny, by which I mean, not Christmas Ape.

It's so brave of Kluwe to speak out on this issue that's going to make him a media darling and liberal hero.

Probably you were fired for your grandstanding and excessive clap-trapping.

"The amount of "white guys defending racist humor" in this section terrifies me."

Wow. First time Deadspin has ever caused me to like an athlete MORE.

Seriously? Is this how f***ing low America has tumbled? You can't make puns based on historical events?

I find that quite reasonable. A f***ing waiter talking smack to a customer? You gotta be kidding.

If Brees doesn't want assholes to cheapshot him, he's just gonna have to learn to be 6'4".

Had to look up two of the entries . . . guess it's Delta House for me.

It's actually rather common that some non-blacks can ingratiate themselves into a black group to such a degree that their dropping a "n*****" gets no different a reaction than Ray Lewis' would.

Kind of a bunch of claptrap bulls*** on Marshall's part.

The fact is, the subset of guys in the NFL who can't emotionally handle a guy saying, "I'm gonna s*** in your mouth" is probably entirely populated by Jonathan Martin.

If you say "the" when you mean "then," when you're calling some guy an "idiot" for saying "than" when he meant "then," then that must be painfully embarrassing.

For good or ill, and I don't claim to understand it, but there's a level of acceptance a white person can gain in the black community where saying "n*****" raises nary an eyebrow.

I, and I imagine many of you, have known dozens of examples. I certainly don't claim membership in that group and I don't care either way…

*Orders Thunder jersey.

Pearl Jam sucks and has always sucked. Good on OKC.

I guess it was to be expected that Martin was kind of a pussy.

So, it cheats?