theres a bunch of sponsors already on there. maybe 5?

im a little sad because i imagine this is in reference to some game im not familiar with.

did NYC to LA in 3 days, then more leisurely up to seattle, then back across to nyc... in a 1991 jaguar xjs with the v12.

what?

camera quality notwithstanding, these are probably my favorite “features” on jalopnik.

how about something that reflects the light of cars that happen to be passing by? like... a reflector!

well... they’ve been at it for nearly 20 years. and they were no spring chickens when they started.

even if the doors open, could they have gotten out?

unfortunately, people die in car accidents quite frequently.

seems like these should be powered by a separate source.

next do an article about that single rear fog light that every german car driver unknowingly turns on while trying to look cool with their fog lights unnecessarily on.

300k will barely get you into a 488, right?

hahaha... this sounds like a terrific idea!

how you doin?

Right?

calm down there eddie.

until a 55lb 6 year old gets her pony tail sucked into an intake, or something.

that little kid in the photo looks to be even more useless than a card toting grid girl. plus, with kids, you need an adult to make sure they dont get sucked into an intake or something.

were there grid girls in bahrain? i dont remember.