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That would explain why Green candidates are running for office, and handily winning, all across this land.

I question the depth of your grasp of US political history

Duopoly is closer, but it’s not really a market. It’s a political system that, due to its design, strongly favors a two-party system. The addition of a viable third party wold only create a three-party system for maybe two election cycles, before one of those parties is subsumed by another (or splits and is subsumed…

Which guys? If you mean Americans, and you’re a Brit, I’m gonna laugh. If you mean Americans, and you’re a Canuck, I’m gonna point at Quebec, and wait. You’re an American, then... well, then I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, sorry.

Are you masturbating while you type this, or are you saving it for later?

I literally have no idea what you’re talking about, but it appears to be making you happy with yourself, so, good jorb.

Oh, I’m sorry, you expected this to be easy? Well bless your heart.

It wasn’t close.

So close...

What?

I did look it up. In 2017 there are 142 elected officials who were elected as Green Party candidates, nationwide. None hold any statewide office of any kind. Neither do any hold seats in any house of any state legislature. There are three mayors, all in California. The largest of those cities is Davis, with 66,000…

Is there a difference? Asking for a friend.

Are we sure about that? I mean, really REALLY sure? I think it may just be a marketing thing.

Vermont, right, my bad.

You know you love it. *kisskiss*

If you say so, I guess.

Only gay men suck cock? News to me.

Sanders ran as a Democrat. Sanders has won his senate seat, many times (in New Hampshire, but still). Sanders is not the fucking Green Party. Sanders is evidently not interested in beclowning himself with the Green Party.

No one votes for them at any level of governance. Greens can’t reliably control commissionerships for water quality control. They could be in every debate, talk themselves blue in the face, and it wouldn’t fucking matter. They would still have no national support from voters. That’s top-down and it ain’t gonna work…