Jack Ryan is the protagonist of a series of pulpy political action-thriller novels from the ‘80s through today. He has exactly the skill set needed to advance the plot of the book he’s in without the author having to spend time developing additional characters. He is not a real person.

He IS a former Marine, though.

Might be a slight advantage, but here’s the thing: breast stroke is a weirdly technical event. You have to perform the motions of the stroke very precisely. Any deviation is cause for disqualification. It was 30 years ago, but slowAF pre-teen swimmer me once won a heat that I technically finished 4th in because I was…

Great, now I’m never going to not refer to this as “the sex scene”.

I’m know I’m just some schlub in the grays, but are we not going to talk about the changes from the 2018 48-minute trailer? About how the player character has switched from a woman to a man? Or how the companion NPC is killed off in a cutscene? Did I miss an announcement or something? Or are we all just going to be…

I think Megan is advocating for using jizz only to describe semen, not (as you are using it here) to describe ejaculating. She’s trying to avoid these situations:

When I was a music education major, I had a professor of jazz pedagogy professor who told a (racist, and I’m sure apocryphal) story that seemed to indicate that the term “jazz” has a similar etymology to “jizz”.

He’s handling it with his characteristic introspection.

My dude... https://www.google.com/search?q=virgin+mary+t-shirt&oq=virgin+mary+t-shirt

I didn’t like or care about her. I called it from season 1 that this is how it would end with her. 

I love this so much

You may be overestimating both the diversity and quality of the Texas Roadhouse menu.

1. Die mad about it.

The velour.

Heh, it’s lovely that you think this, but no. If nothing else, this is a bad misunderstanding of the ways in which Sony “owns” Spider-Man.

At this rate, he could win re-election.

Some times an ambitious blogger on the internet is not a journalist.

Snowflake

Huh, I’ll take them at their word, but with a grain of salt, too. Especially about AQ. There’s a reason Blizzard has never tried anything like that since.

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. But, like a rogue after a balancing pass, it is subject to diminishing returns.