Joss was bored with Thor, so he had him wander off to find some exposition.

I think Mjolnir just knows to play nice with the Mind Stone, which (according to the first Avengers movie, is more powerful than the Tessaract.

What about his just a very sad person?

What was Thor’s “moment”?

It’s pretty clear that Whedon has no idea what to do with Thor, and doesn’t really care that much. There’s a reason why Thor only has 14 minutes of screen time (people have counted). The party scene with the hammer is a great scene, but it asks (and never answers) the question, “Why is Thor…

A number of beverages have switched to either a sucralose/acesulfame potassium or an aspertame/acesulfame potassium mix. A lot of “vitamin water” drinks use the former, and Coke Zero uses the latter (along with a different flavor mix than Diet Coke).

From one Dodger fan to another, I think it has more to do with the fact that the traffic flow in Chavez Ravine is so horrendous that if everyone stayed for the final out, no one would get home before dawn.

A baby is most definitely not the "definition" of a parasite, for a host of reasons. The reproductive processes of placental mammals may bear some superficial resemblance to parasitism, but when you get down to brass tacks, the two are very distinct biological processes.

Hover hand!

Nah, I think the fact that somewhere a restaurant is taking seared scallops and sticking them in a mayo smeared bun is the reason we can't have nice things.

#notyourdetectivesshield

I responded the exact same way.

Having been a barista in a former life, I'm with you. Just make the bitch a fucking latte so she'll go the fuck away.

What the hell is this logo supposed represent, other than a pair of spread-open buttcheecks??

It is now!!

Moon Guard, Mike? Really?? Fuckin' Moon Guard????

Maybe a compromise would be if a pitcher throws two consecutive pitchouts, the batter is awarded 1st base and it's scored an IBB. You don't see that many pitchouts now trying to catch runners stealing, so I don't think it's affect that aspect much.

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A lot of folks on the internet tend to badly misuse the term "ad hominem". So I want to thank you for giving us such a great example to learn from.

Here's a star to help build your own Fort Kickass.

yeah, but are we getting a dance studio?