Also, an Old-Fashioned is a double, so you can double the liquor costs.

As a Giants fan, that warmed my heart.

I'd prefer the Pats-trolling, for the record.

My beard grows twice as fast when I listen to metal. True story.

The song "Prehistoric Dog" is a favourite, and also the video features LARPing & beer.

The song "Prehistoric Dog" is a favourite, and also the video features LARPing & beer.

Diddy Disagrees.

Before everyone thinks this guy is the next Rocket Richard, please note that Jan Bulis also scored four goals in one game at a tender age.

I have this mouse and I hate it.

I almost never "finish" games. I play games to enjoy them, and bail when I want to play something else!

I think it's more that SteamOS will be built into televisions/cable boxes in the future, so you can stream from your PC to your television.

Everything was fine with our 'Shop Contest until the power grid was shut off by stickless here. Valve's oddball controller flooded us with so many great 'Shops that I waived the 20-finalist cap and just threw in everything that looked hilarious—along with overall No. 1 Snake56!

Why is Deadspin's hockey coverage so brutally minimal? You guys are leaving pageviews, and money, on the table here. Everyone who clicked this article would have clicked 4 x divisional previews.

If only there was some sort of video game in which we could practice our heist.

I'm sorry, I don't know.

You can do better.

Um, this may be a dumb question, but where can I view the tags on this (or any other) article nowadays?

That's correct. If I went up to the buffet, and the sushi section was empty, I could say "Where has all the fish gone?" - it'd be the same as "Where has all the meat gone?" It'd be a little weird, but grammatically sound.

Have. Jesus.

How about this one?