I wish this encompassed Deadspin. I picture Barry being the slowest bastard ever. Samer probably sprints everywhere. Albert probably has one of those chair lifts that old ladies use that go from floor to floor.

Sure it took a bit of exertion using hands to bend the phone, but we're talking about increased weight from torso/thigh plus the addition of some of the hardest muscles in the human body. Add to that extreme angles and you've got an easily bent phone.

Kind of glad I stuck with the 5. I appreciate that extra thick…

Maybe some of us want to see those titties. No one said shit about Brett Favres cock. If you're fucking dumb enough to take nudes are high profile, and leave them on your computer. Expect shit like this to happen.

Bring back Fahey.

Agreed. Pards has a knack for finding talent.

Are you bloody kidding me? He did wonders for Ben Arfa/Cabaye. Ashley is just a frugal cunt who won't spend money on retaining these players. If he had held onto Andy Carroll that year that squad would have easily been top 3 with Pards. It was Ashley who almost fucked us out of Coloccini too. I don't blame Pards at…

You're an idiot who knows nothing about the Nosferatu. The most amazing clan in the book next to Malkavians.

We have a great Manager in Pardew. Our owner is a cunt. The only thing keeping us from the top is Ashley imo. The shit Pardew did his first 2-3 years with the club was amazing until Ashley started letting the talent go. I remember when Ashley was trying to rename St. James too.

I think you're extremely underestimating my Magpies.

Put him in the Octagon against Lawrence Taylor. I'd pay to see that.

Of the 12 billion you could argue maybe 5-10% of it actually GOES into the facilities themselves. Seriously, take a look at what it costs to build state of the art facilities for NFL stadiums. There's no way these Olympic parks cost that much. So in a way it is a good deal for countries hosting the Olympics.

Who's Paul George again? All I know is that he has a first name for a last name!

The Matrix just broke.

Technically and legally he has recourse. The burden of proof is on ESPN to prove he was directly involved in the stunt. As of now the only two individuals with any culpability are his father and his sidekick.

Right. Picture breaking both bones in your lower leg. Now picture trying to support yourself on the NUBS that are left of protruding bone. As your normal reaction after this type of injury is to try and STAND. Now picture those sharp nubs of bone thrashing around in your leg, displacing calf muscle, nerves, arteries,…

I think the real question here is; should contracted players be able to do extra things during the off-season? You've got to figure this is going to be at least 1-2 years of his career spent in rehabilitation.

I had a friend with a tib/fib couple of years back. Slipped on some ice outside of his house getting out of the car snapped both of them and his wife turned around to see him trying to prop himself up on the car. Apparently the first minute or so he couldn't figure out WHY his leg kept giving out. It wasn't until he…

The real reason why Firefly is overrated: Joss Whedon.

If you want to compare injuries you have to compare this to Kevin Ware/Joe Theisman to name a few.

Shaun Livingston's injury is more like Antonio McDyess.

They didn't show him moments after. I've seen this happen 3 times now. Kevin Ware, Anderson Silva, and Paul George. Usually the first 30 seconds are "What the fuck just happened, why can't I stand up." followed by them noticing their leg is flopping around and pure agony.