The school's probably too cheap to pay for two coaches, the fired one and the new one.

"No Preference" is an admittance that you don't expect to win, right? I don't know how a person could be equally okay with skim milk and whole milk at the same time. And indeed none of those guys finished higher than 22nd.

Page 8 is from Newtown, PA. I'd think they'd be worry about more important things affecting their kids.

Packer fans were hoping Jackson would end up in Green Bay. If nothing changes, it's shaping up to be another crappy year running the ball.

I'd say Pasch just made it worse. If it's something you don't want to talk about, don't talk about it. Instead he mentioned how he didn't want to talk about it, which was a signal to the viewers that Bill Walton just said something controversial. Without those, it probably wouldn't even be appearing on deadspin right…

Why did you start your quote there? Oh yeah, because it actually says "If you grew up in the 1990s, it's all but impossible to not picture ..."