You, simply put, win.

Oh man. If you do that, please outfit the truck with cameras. You know, so we can identify the cops when someone finds your bodies in the desert.

I feel your pain. A little bit.

"You look like wanna them there queer Mexican Japs ta me, boi. TAZE 'EM, FELLAS!"

Well if you were trying to upset all the Android fanboys, you could have just made it a one line post.

Vermont is actually a very nice state. About five years ago they were the only state with no billboards, probably still are.

I'd send the response card back. I'd send it back with "HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO" written on it. I'd take a bite out of the corner and write "OMG, sorry! SO HUNGRY!" below it. Then I'd draw a dick on it. Because I'm mature.