A dimensional doorway opened and he saw Un-Real Madrid.

I refrained from poop comments because I thought it was low hanging fruit, but I was wrong. It bears mentioning that all that protein will create a smell that will stop a clock. Also, we get it vegetarians. You don't eat meat, yet you watched the whole video.

I refrained from poop comments because I thought it was low hanging fruit, but I was wrong. It bears mentioning that all that protein will create a smell that will stop a clock. Also, we get it vegetarians. You don't eat meat, yet you watched the whole video.

Soup? That is a hazardous waste stew. The main ingredients are ass hair and urine.

Soup? That is a hazardous waste stew. The main ingredients are ass hair and urine.

"Did Tony show you anything about this place? About the Overlook Hotel?"

The world is waiting to hear from Marcus Vick.

I knew that $3 bottle of Hermes and a free broom I got off Craigslist was too good to be true

I knew that $3 bottle of Hermes and a free broom I got off Craigslist was too good to be true

I knew that $3 bottle of Hermes and a free broom I got off Craigslist was too good to be true

It would have been impressive if he had cometely climbed into the anvil case, closed the lid, walked down a magical spiral staircase and reemerged with a jet pack.

In related news Shaq was spotted laughing maniacally at a television while eating 5 pulled pork sandwiches.

When did Paul start hanging out with Mr. Bean?

Did he just move in?

Did this happen in Buttland? Was a hellacious beef involved?

It's been said. But after yesterday, Rob Ford should be the winner

I got through 5 min. I'll never get it back.

I'm not sure how many people are familiar with Huntington Beach. The first thing they need to do is get rid of all the skinheads, and other bigots. This kind of hate is typical OC.

Am I the only one that thinks a Waffle Taco sounds like a neglected STD? Anyone?