If you can still purchase clothing in a “normal” store—any random clothing store at a random, American shopping mall—you’re not fat. If you need to seek out your size(s) online, and can’t fit into anything less than a 20 (if female,) then you’re fat. If the phrase “I’ll need a seatbelt extender” is one of your stock…

I feel, for some reason, that you just don’t qualify as fat until you can’t buy clothes in an average store—that you need to hunt down 3xs on Amazon, or Bass Pro Shops, and that you cannot buy “normal” clothes any more.

There is, and you’re not the only one! Apple pie? No problem. Apple juice? No problem. Apple sauce? Fucking love it. Apple fritters? Yes, please. Raw sliced apples? No, the lining of mouth dissolves and it’s totally gross. No.

They’re still common, and are standard on cheap gas stoves.

Umm...you don’t say that you’re vegan, and lactose intolerant and then proceed to order cheesecake and ice cream. That is just pure fuckery.

No. It was a child’s request. The child did not want grill lines—it had nothing to do with cleaning procedures, or a worries about carcinogens in food.

Hemorrhoid cream is also a blessing for very puffy eyes!

I miss that show so much. :\

Aspartame allergies don’t actually exist—not like allergies to eggs, dairy, peanuts, etc., do. It’s pretty much in the same category as MSG allergies, as in “they don’t actually exist, but people manifest ‘symptoms’ after being told that they’ve consumed MSG/aspartame.”

FYI, especially in case English isn’t (is not) your first language—there’s no need to use apostrophes for every plural or verb that ends in “s.” “Forgets,” “asks,” “nuts,” “eats” “PBJs,” and “days” don’t (do not) get apostrophes when you’re (you are) simply discussing the action verb (forgets, asks, eats,) or are…

That was not remotely professional, and was thoroughly shitty. :(

What’s your damage? It’s his story.

No, it’s not true. Steak tartare is delicious. Carpaccio is delicious. Raw meat is safely eaten in many cultures. Any illness after eating raw meat is from bacteria/viruses/pathogens on the meat, and not from the meat itself.

A man’s tank-top undershirt. They’ve gotten that nickname because they’re frequently worn, out in public, by those that seem like they’d beat their wives.

So you want someone’s gnarly hand in your vagina w/o it being scrupulously clean? Ew.

They definitely can be. And it’s not “being in their presence” that’s the problem, it’s tiny (you cannot see it tiny) pieces that end up on the counter, and thus on the workers’ hands and on the money, the register, the sink handles, the freezer handles, scoop handles, etc. that normal hand-washing and cleaning won’t…

Flag the troll and move on!

Gay people don't want to touch you, no more than straight people do. And calling gay people “pervos” just goes to show that you have no understanding, nor interest in understanding what exactly is wrong with your statement.

Use a comma next time.

People do travel internationally, you know. Especially if you’re that interested in exotic sports cars, and can afford a European race camp.