a teeny tiny disclaimer at the end of a commercial which you cannot see unless you know to look for it. i find it infuriating. just show me what your mascara can do - without using fake lashes on the supermodel.

I have always wondered how makeup companies got away with that. It is SO obvious that the lash are fake. Show me what the mascara can REALLY do and I’ll buy it. For now, I’ll stick with my Maybelline Great Lash in the pink and green tube.

Men are so smart and rational and not emotional at all and that is why they are in charge of everything because ladies are too crazy because of periods and emotions. A man would never do anything crazy for attention or to be spiteful, only women do stuff like that.

It’s so funny that people read it so differently. A lady literally pulls the moon out of the sky. Shadow’s dead wife is wandering around. Animals talk. Shadow has visions. Lucille Ball addresses Shadow directly, through the TV. These are much, much more than “hints” in the book, and that’s just the non-spoilery…

I think the part of this that’s considered male entitlement is that this guy went so far as to kill another person, which is basically the worst thing you can do as a person, but some people just want to take his word that he did this because of her and blame her for it. Like, what would she have had to do to even…

She is only claiming he is a nice guy because he hasn’t been captured yet. He is still a threat to everyone and putting the blame on her. If she condemns him in any kind of way it could make the situation worse for other innocent people. She is trying not to set him off further.

The bullshit I saw on Twitter yesterday saying that Joy was the reason that old man died made my stomach turn. Both men and women took turns calling her out, some even going as far to say where she worked.

The rationale for the vanishing visitor’s log was given as ‘it saves the taxpayers $17,500.’ How much did that MOAB cost? Or those remarkably ineffective cruise missiles?

Seems like we already have a few trolls in the comments (Fhfghdggf and PonyBoyMF in particular). If they reply to you, please dismiss them instead of engaging. And flag their stand-alone comments. If LocomotiveJones shows up, do the same to him as well.

That may be true, but why are they so good? (My guess is the stabilizer is also laced with crack)

They traded in Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam, both of whom were amazing, for two of the most generic white dudes imaginable—and those two white dudes are now in every single sketch.

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

Nearly 6? It turns 5 in September this year and most people were still buying it a year later, so no, not nearly 6. It’s 4.5 years old right this second, and many people didn’t get it until 3.5 years ago.

Pretty easy to see why. Sales are down because no one is buying new phones. My kid and a few of his friends are all still on 5's. No need to replace them as they work perfectly. The curve has flattened on this stuff, we’ve reached ‘peak phone’. So, if you have to sell new phones, brick the old models. Designed,…

Did he seriously expect to get away with stealing from God?

They could have even used all that money to pay another United employee to drive the car to Louisville and back. Or ANY cab driver sitting outside the airport - “Hey, who wants $3200 to drive these 4 people to Louisville?”

Understandable, and offering to buy off the passengers is a valid first step. But I think the chance of delaying a flight the next day may be better than forcibly removing and assaulting a passenger who didn’t wish to take a pay-out and give up their seat.

And slightly inconvenience them? The horrors!! I’m sure a fuckload of terrible publicity is far preferable...