Is this the first Kotaku story to contain the word "cunt"?

Now that I know there were 1 on 1 bare-knuckle deer fights, the game doesn't seem so boring. . .

Can the author add contact information to the end of the story? I have a couple of things that I would donate.

Who is so dumb that they need a tutorial on how to write on cloth with a marker?

Really! How can that even come close to being worth it?

No, I think hackers in general are self-important douche bags that think that doing some illegal computer science thing makes them cool for some reason.

All the comments about "why can't I do what I want with something I bought" are just stupid. You can buy a car, but there are plenty of modifications that would make it illegal to drive on the street. You can own a gun, but there are plenty of modifications that would make it illegal to even have in your home.

Can't show penetration in Japan without a mosaic.

Awkward sentence in Weapons Balance-

Online "friends" aren't real. If you think that someone is your friend because you have them on a list or your facebook or whatever, you are just deluding yourself.

Thank you for warning us that it was to the tune of "American Pie". Saved me some pain by knowing not to listen to it.

THat Bag looks tiny. Only twice the size of a game box?

Uppercunt!

Red Sonia or Cerebus would be great.

Been done. Several times. SNES, Dreamcast.

'Bout damn time somebody made a zombie game!

You know. . . For kids!

Thanks man! Part of an ongoing project. . .

ah, that makes sense. Like I said, I don't really play minecraft.

Really? What OS are you using? it works for me.