Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Seriously... M$? Spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together.

I understand that he’s speaking about an era of baseball that he wasn’t even alive for, but there’s no denying the fact that foreign players are primarily responsible for the damage being done to Bud Norris’s era today.

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

Lee-Lo & stitches

1. It takes a pretty heady outfit to attempt a film adaptation of Chris Thompson’s (nee: MiserableShiteHawk) seminal work on the subject of fine dining, How To Eat At A Fancy Restaurant As Though You Belong There. Nevertheless, newcomer Deadspin filmmakers Puja Patel and Rob Harvilla apparently exercised their rights…

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

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I was just thinking, we are heading towards some kind of wheel singularity. At some point, a car is going to be 90% wheels, with a tiny pod in the center, housing a person confined to the fetal position.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

This isn’t really unprecedented. Why, the Nazis were known to make lampshades exclusively from Jewish artists.

You just know that he beat on it.

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Starting lineup:

The fans really can’t use the heat as an excuse. Washington sports fans have made it perfectly clear that they are okay with red skin.

It's a tricky thing, no doubt. I actually enlisted the help of a registered dietician to help me get my diet on track. I do spend 6-7 days in the gym, typically burning 600 calories from interval cardio training and then another 45-60 minutes lifting (usually spend 90 minutes each morning in the gym). I am 6' tall and…

I'm sure it's coordinated. They are (were) dating.

Was behind Stevie Johnson at Starbucks.
Barrista asked for his name.
Stevie said "Putting u on my team."
Disappointing.
—@PeterKingSI