I was just thinking, we are heading towards some kind of wheel singularity. At some point, a car is going to be 90% wheels, with a tiny pod in the center, housing a person confined to the fetal position.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

This isn’t really unprecedented. Why, the Nazis were known to make lampshades exclusively from Jewish artists.

You just know that he beat on it.

More hot topics for the crackerjacks at Vox:

Starting lineup:

The fans really can’t use the heat as an excuse. Washington sports fans have made it perfectly clear that they are okay with red skin.

It's a tricky thing, no doubt. I actually enlisted the help of a registered dietician to help me get my diet on track. I do spend 6-7 days in the gym, typically burning 600 calories from interval cardio training and then another 45-60 minutes lifting (usually spend 90 minutes each morning in the gym). I am 6' tall and…

I'm sure it's coordinated. They are (were) dating.

Was behind Stevie Johnson at Starbucks.
Barrista asked for his name.
Stevie said "Putting u on my team."
Disappointing.
—@PeterKingSI

Jesus. Who pissed in your toastmilk this morning?

"Is he OK? Really? GOD DAMMIT"

-Mark Boucher

Toasting my new name in style tonight! You'll be seeing #Hitner jerseys before you know it

How come Flacco wants to talk shit after Ray Lewis is gone. say it to his face fuck boy

I'm of the opinion that circumcision is getting kind of ridiculous. Nobody's in hospitals all: "Shit we gotta cut off these labia majora coz they'll get all cheesy smelling and plus this vadge will totally look WEIRD and she won't get any head."