Jesus. Who pissed in your toastmilk this morning?

"Is he OK? Really? GOD DAMMIT"

-Mark Boucher

Toasting my new name in style tonight! You'll be seeing #Hitner jerseys before you know it

How come Flacco wants to talk shit after Ray Lewis is gone. say it to his face fuck boy

I'm of the opinion that circumcision is getting kind of ridiculous. Nobody's in hospitals all: "Shit we gotta cut off these labia majora coz they'll get all cheesy smelling and plus this vadge will totally look WEIRD and she won't get any head."