Do you really have to ask?

Natural disasters are awful. People are in need. But bad situations don’t make crime OK. Just like if I am poor in any city in the US, that doesn’t give me the right to steal because I’m down on my luck. Sorry. If I am an absolute nightmare of a person for thinking stealing is wrong, then so be it.

uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

Yeah, but for a lower price, are you getting the same amount of smug superiority?

Did U-Haul actually approve of this setup? Honestly curious.

I see you shiver with antici

It’s almost a little too sexy even as it sits. It’s like that bar tender that you know is nothing but a big bag of expensive daddy issues but you can’t help your half-drunk stupid self from hitting on her anyway in hopes of a one night stand that ends with you waking up the next morning...naked, wallet missing and…

Still funny the second time. Have an upvote again.

The gold standard:

VW: We’re bored. What other regulations can we cheat on?

VW: We’re bored. What other regulations can we cheat on?

......... I think we’re all perfectly capable of reading what he wrote on autotrader like I did earlier, I believe the saying for this is “get your own material”.

Are we still talking about this lady or Melania?

Shes a failed actress who finally landed the job of sucking some creepy old guys dick in exchange for jewelry and fine home furnishings.

Hummer H2. Fake poser fakes off-roading and breaks down because it’s fake. Always speeding in the left lane, weaving in traffic, on a cell phone and doesn’t signal because fuck everyone. Also, fake.

Also known as a partial Eclipse.

Here’s something you can stare directly at. But should you?

Took my wife’s grandfather to breakfast one cool morning in our Mazda3s GT. Had the seat warmers on ahead of time before I picked him up because the cold really bothered him.

A couple blocks after picking him up, he kinda moves around, puts his hand on the seat under his leg and goes, “OH! It’s heated!? I thought…

Wow. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?