So no Dodge Hellcat Demon Screaming Banshee 1200 hp edition?

But I just signed a 22 year loan on my 2017 Ford Megazord with the whale penis laser sword package, and I only work one day a week as a contracted honeybee de-winger. There’s no way I’ll be able to make the payments and still get bi-weekly goat yoga-puncture if gas goes up to $3.00 a gallon.

It’s all the government…

Gods I hate Fiat. Marchionne is an idiot. So many good ideas to work with, not one of them used. FCA rentals unlimited.

*Looks at skyactiv Mazda 3 in driveway*

As a landlord who has had tenants dig fire pits and allow a dog to dig up most of their yard I want to kick you in the gonads. My tenants promised that they would fix the damage when they left. This was three months before end of lease. Their ‘fix’ was to toss grass seed in the holes and leave. They didn’t understand…

You should have driven the Jeep from Moab back to where it broke down just so you could legit say it made the whole trip.

Obligatory:

noo, this is the best solution, riiiight here

As an American, it sounds like you guys also have a Florida. My condolences.

One wonders if that Holden had enough power to overcome the drag from the broken trailer with the weight of that huge tank on it.

Plot twist, it ends up towing the Raptor home at 40 mph.

I don’t know of anybody who went through as much as you did with a vehicle, David. Your persistence certainly paid off. You deserve to have some fun now.

you can’t use the transbreak in NC

transbrake? More like transbreak.

Hey, at least that would have been enough range to make it From Normandy to Prague...

As soon as I saw that post yesterday that he had passed the halfway point, I figured it was only a matter of minutes.

Is your screen name intentional commentary on David & this whole project?

Sorry David, that sucks.

If you want a car that handles and performs like a new car, BUY A NEW CAR. Don’t take a piece of history and destroy it for all time to come. We don’t periodically update the Mona Lisa to reflect the latest hair styles and fashions do we? No, we don’t. We leave a masterpiece alone. ITS THE SAME THING.

My sexuality woke up when he called Molly Ringwald a bitch.