To be fair, I'd be pretty pissed off too if I had to daily a Suzuki Aerio.

Van guy is awesome, he was definitely wanting angry Suzuki guy to swing on him so he could fight. I definitely feel like the words "Oh ya, why don't you try that on me," were said.

I really wish this this comment was phrased a little less serial-killer-esque, but I agree with several of the points you've made here.

What's my craziest animal in car story? I don't have any because animals are disgusting and I love my cars too much. In fact, most people are so disgusting I manage who is allowed to even ride in my car. Water only, no food, and smack your shoes together before putting your feet on my floor mats/carpet. I know,…

Well, I mean, now that it's happened to her she can empathize. Just like Republicans who have gay children and are suddenly all aboard the equal marriage train. Heartless until it's a problem they're personally facing. And that's what this woman was. Heartless. Excuse me if I don't applaud her sudden change of heart.

It sure is dusty in my office. *sniff*

Why are my eyes so moist all the sudden?

The end is deer.

I worked in a Walmart Tire and Lube Express for 2 1/2 months one summer.

Buying a car, even a PT Cruiser, just to destroy it is kind of wasteful.

I like women. Doesn't make me want to be a gynecologist.

Me too! I lose my mind.

I had a one-night stand on Valentine's Day with a guy I met while on a "girl's weekend" with my conservative Christian mother.

Here's my plan to get an R32:

"I want to drive the 430 today, but don't feel like moving the Porsche and Batmobile out of the way, first."

Our best founding father.

Torch Tower? Somebody call Alanis.

It's perfect!

Having exhausted all efforts to get my girlfriend's car out of her driveway the other night, I finally broke down, broke out the jack, jacked up her front wheels, stuck her floor mats under the front wheels, and had her reverse it while I pushed. She didn't need me to push because the car just drove out like it was…