Downshift-Dave
Downshift-Dave
Downshift-Dave

Agree 100%. I’m in a brick building built in the 1920s in Chicago. If a heavy truck hits the pothole just fast enough it will vibrate my condo on the 3rd floor.

Seller probably got fed-up with all the low-ballers and other nuts on craigslist.

What’s up with the reward amount? $42 million sounds high. Granted, I didn’t dig into the extent of any permanent impairments the victims suffered or their long-term healthcare needs.

I sorta want to tip my hat to a guy who’s willing to put a “BRAZZERS” decal on his car. My interpretation is it’s a message to the world : “Yea, I jerk off to porn. Don’t act like you don’t.”

Well in his defense he could be trying to get full coverage and avoid sunburn on both the neck and face. SOURCE: I don’t tan, I burn.

Be right back. Gotta google “tasses”.

When I used to work for Chrysler Corporation I heard that joke and of course Chrysler was always the butt of the joke.

If you continue to watch the video at 2:20 there’s a close-up of the hat.

Suzuki Hellcat edition.

Kids are great. But they ruin stuff.

The true gem of that video is the last commercial of the Dodge Daytona. That was some boner-inspiring classic porn story telling. Unfortunately, the message received was, “If you drive a Dodge Daytona, you’re a real slut.”

My computer just got an STD from playing that video.

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The answer is always “more hummus”.

What you describe as bad luck, I suspect are poor driving skills. Example: If I have a habit of hard braking late it’s not considered my fault when I get rear-ended. But it is preventable by me braking softly and maintaining a safe gap between me and the vehicle in front of me.

Florida Man: I need to file a claim for Hurricane damage to my truck and pool.

If time allows in my schedule, I have sometimes washed and cleaned a rental car in advance of a vacation (if I depart from my home). Assuming the agency did a half-ass clean-up, I don’t want to be on a road-trip for several hours with the funky smells, dust, and smudges of previous renters.

In a very short time period, two cars get totaled that you are driving and both are not your fault. I am having a hard time with this. I feel like there might be some incriminating information that’s been left out.

Just a guess: