I don’t think they build the c class in Bama.

Yes, that’s a train and it’s saying, “You should be taking one of us to Vermont, fool.”

Spike strips work on tractor tires?

Named after your weird Uncle.

“Your highway mileage will probably be less”

Ahh, took me a second. I doubt anyone under the age of 40 will understand this clever play.

Doug, I went to Emory and I feel compelled to tell you:

Hey man back off - you’re insulting close to 99% of retired people including my parents. Judy and Bob are not white trash! They’re just plain white (and lovely).

Can someone who’s been to various “Cars and Coffee” around the country, tell me what they’re like? Because all I get from Jalopnik is that they are made up of young guys and middle-age men (mostly white) with late model/high performance cars.

I can only imagine what ungodly lower back pain this race must cause a healthy man. But, my lord, what does it do to an older gentleman or someone with existing back issues?

Huh?

Yes, if it’s a white one.

Impressive catch. How the hell did you notice that?

Got a link to that news report? I seriously do believe you. I just want to learn more.

That “pool of liquid around him” is not liquid. It looks like fresher asphalt used to install the metal post.

I’ve got a Grand Cherokee (same generation).

Same experience with my grandfather. He just got lost driving one day trying to find his way home. My family got lucky because he recognized his church and went inside to ask for directions. Somebody there called my Dad to let him know what happened. After that incident, my Dad took him to the Doctor. The Doctor told…

You lost me. If you bought them for a few hundred and sell them for $1-1.5K, how are you losing money? Is it because sometimes you buy a car you can’t fix?

How do your family members test drive these cars after they’ve made repairs to confirmed it’s fixed if they aren’t registered and titled?