This wasn’t because of his hue but rather because it was Hue.  

The Unabomber just called Sayoc the Unatard.

His OB/GYN did confirm traces of sand in his mangina however.

Kiedis needs to stop being a dick, put a sock on it and STFU.

The point still stands that he won’t have the kind of shooting percentage he did last year and won’t come close to 40+ goals again.  

He’s been a non-factor. He’s not shooting the puck, he’s not winning face-offs, he’s not driving his line.  Again, it’s early but there is simply no way he’ll score 40+ goals again this year.  It was just an aberration driven by an insanely high shooting percentage.  

Paging William Karlsson, please resort back to your prior middling performance. He’s the Brady Anderson of the NHL.  Without the steroid whispers. 

Still early and even good teams have rough Patches.  

Caught you. Fuckin’ predators.

No, just another odd tie-in to the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.  

Somehow Trump will spin it as unpatriotic.  

No, it’s an Ice Hog, noob.

Apparently the Lions did their document search using the wrong Fontes.

Natalie Gulbis was included so Trump didn’t have the biggest rack of the bunch.

Ok but now down to the real issue: which bathroom did the shia-males use?

Not all that surprising really. Pretty much every Pekka has a handy knob.

For the love of fuck. Every year I look for Hakan Loob, Jr. and every year it’s disappointment.  

My first thought was Marino. Off the charts numbers but no rings.

That is the polygraph result from Mueller’s questioning up until the machine overheated and burst into flames, causing Trump’s pants to catch on fire.

Fudge is determined to win tix to a game at Lambeau Field, saying he’s long been a Packer backer.

Aaron Rodgers, however, warned: RELAX don’t do it...when you want to go to it.