Nothing wrong with liking Garbage, Stupid Girl.

- Shirley Manson

In other words, look for Mike Carey to replace Don Lemon soon on CNN.

Here’s the rejected design commemorating his free throw prowess.

Hey, I’m from Calgary, so...Yeah...uh...as you were...

Maxiell apparently was never a fan of Chinese Chicken.

An 11 year-veteran who has played over 750 NHL games has no reason to intentionally “cross check” a linesman because he was upset over a non-call.

“Wideman wasn’t penalized,” because he plays in the NHL.

Orchard Park tailgaters see this kind of slap-dick any given Sunday.

- Rex Ryan

Dale will be Misirlou all day but at least can work on his heavy metal.

His wife on the other hand, she’s very nice. I sold her a car back in like 2007, and she could not have been nicer.

Greg Anthony reportedly just ordered a high-end escort, tip included.

The ultimate dick move. On the part of the escort.

Makes even the most ardent optimistic think the cup is half empty.

Pop acquires rights to Rip Hamilton.

Shirt on geek.

But coming in at number four with a bullet is a new name.

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

A simple case of Manning up, Manning down and then Manning up again.

Scrotal Recall III: When Tea-bagging Goes Bad

Here’s the proper way to disarm a Turtle, via the Snapper-bar.

Not really. Roloson had tailed off considerably late in the prior series and was bad in game 1 vs. Carolina. Conklin created the winning goal but Markkanen was very solid the rest of the series. Poor goal tending didn’t do Edmonton in. Buffalo chased Ward (then later Gerber) but the Oilers couldn’t and that was their…