That adventure bike is hideous.

Someone had to be the Boromir to move the story along.

Plus, can’t you also blame the people who were supposed to protect the Power Stone (Glenn Close and John C. Reilly and no, I’m not looking up the character names) and the Collector not protecting the Reality Stone better and Loki for giving up whatever the fuck…

It’s also exceedingly obvious to all but small children and the most fuckheaded of internet morons that Quill did exactly what he needed to do for the one victorious alternate future that Dr. Strange foresaw to come to pass.

I would be OK with retiring the Monaco race all together. I love the history and the whole vibe of the pageantry around it (plus the helicopter footage is nice) but from a racing standpoint it’s an anachronism. There are so many other modern venues that could host a more exciting race.

I feel like I’ve bee punched in the gut, waiting for the snap that never came... 

It just hit me like a ton of bricks: this thing looks like a hearse.

Watching it in Edinburgh, the biggest laugh came from a background poster that said “we’ll deep fry your kebab”. Marvel gets this country. 

I absolutely agree. I love Civil War, but the only person who should have had to sign was Iron Man. I also can’t get over the fact that when Ross was showing the damage from the Avenger’s previous fights, no one brought up that the government tried to drop a nuke on New York in the middle of the fight, and The…

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

having recently driven in Corsica... this is basically how the locals commute.

It’s not “finally.” BMW Individual means you can pick any color. This has been true for quite some time. They’re just showcasing these colors.

Everyone complains about lack of color and drools over exotic cars in fabulous hues but when it comes time to buy they chicken-out and choose black or gray.

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

For some reasons it really bothers me that it has 2 cockipts

Punching out a window is pretty impressive.

Are the local cops filling potholes now? News to me.

To be fair, they probably don’t work either.

‘90s GM cars had that feature, trouble was the electrical tape has a habit of peeling off.

Yes, it can REALLY change your life if you’re filthy rich and can ship your cars around the 🌎

Good post. This guy’s a whiner about everything white and/or not black, and/or not a puritanically pure liberal view.