Yes, all of that.

That doesn’t change anything. It’s just bracing for impact.

If this was a movie instead of real life, I would say it was corny and unrealistic. The fuck is going on with reality?

I think that’s just called a “plan.”

Aw, he sounds like a real nice guy. 😒

What’s the point? All this bullshit coming out AFTER the election? Too late, dipshits!

Slightly off topic, but something I was thinking of recently and relates to the conversation:

Let’s start burying remains in Abbot’s front yard.

That’s cuz those guys weren’t interfering with something that involved oil companies. It all comes down to oil...

Well, it was Bush’s America, too.

But at least it’s your drama, so you’d feel some semblance of control. Or not. Hey, sometimes you gotta fight crazy with crazy.

I hope these states have well funded fire departments for all the babies that will be left on their doorsteps.

I assume this is for a relative, because I can’t imagine willingly being friends with a person like this.

There is another, not very pleasant, option: make her break up with you. Drama queens often like to pull the “i’m never speaking to you again!” It might take a few fights to get there, but if you say enough brutally honest things, she may give you The silent treatment.

You can just block them. Unfriend, up your privacy filters, change your name to a different spelling so you’re hard to find.. Then ask that no one tag you in any pics or mention you on their feed for a while.

Why is anything with mayonnaise called “salad”? While we’re at it, why is mayo called “dressing” when clearly is a condiment?

I was just about to say the same thing. Why would you call the police on your kid? It can’t be “honor” because it was a secret and now everyone knows, why bring attention to something embarrassing?

Meh. None were that good this year. Disappointed. :/

I think that was the evil spirit making it even hotter than it naturally could. It was glowing hot because she was touching it.

Don’t forget Richard Ayoade was also on the Mighty Boosh! And also wrote and directed his own movies...