It really depresses me that that no one came looking for her in 12 days. Not her workplace, not her family, not her friends... no one noticed she was MIA... fucked up.

Lol, today I saw a sign in a Mexican restaurant window that said “Free queso rocks!” And I thought “eew, what are cheese rocks? Is that like curds and whey? Are queso rocks like Mexican poutine? WHAT ARE CHEESE ROCKS?!” It took me like 10 minutes to realize they means “rocks” like “this song rocks” as in it’s awesome.…

Well now you know you need to keep a shiv handy in case you have to cut a bitch.

Maybe SeaWorld is jail for dolphin rapists and murderers. Maybe they deserve to be there, ever think of that?!

Lol, every time I get depressed about being unemployed, I remember how much I hated my last job. :)

If I could get a fucking job, I would do this. Except no, because I hate taking pictures of myself. But I’d do something similar, because getting a dream job would be the best thing that ever happened to me and the closest I will ever come to getting married.

In cases like this, I believe the *only* punishment that fits the crime is literal “eye for an eye”. Do to him *exactly* what he did to the animal.

Fuck yes! Love this woman! Stick it to the man (even if “the man” is a woman)!

I don't give a shit about the slut shaming, what freaks me out is the bizarre notion that the amount of sex a person has could have any effect whatsoever on the size of her labia.

Regardless of that (tho it’s totally true, I agree 100%), that picture is from a 15 weeks - almost 4 months, which is well after most abortions occur. That’s not what the majority would even look like, it’s totally misrepresentative. That would be like saying “look at these sketches DaVinci was working on” and showing…

Go to a fetish site and say you’re looking for a “pay pig”. It’s a thing called “financial domination”, where a dominatrix takes control of a submissive rich guy’s money. So he pays her to literally do nothing but be mean to him and demand more money. I haven’t had the courage to try it yet, but supposedly it’s a…

YAAAAAAS, QUEEN!

Fuck this shit. I'm out.

Well if those crazy eyes are anything to go by, she’ll be using an insanity defense.

I think, I could be wrong, that to be “porn” it has to have explicit sex or nudity. So just kids in suggestive poses or costumes isn't technically illegal. That's why parents can have pics of their kids in the bath and child beauty pageants can exist at all.

What is “sexually explicit animal torture”? Nevermind, I don't want to know.

S it me or is that a bizarre description on a rope swing? A disc shaped basket? A separate rope to raise it? I can’t picture what it looks like.

“if it was an accident, the other kids would have immediately helped her.”

i don’t think “changes” is the right word. it’s possible to be attracted to more than one type of person at the same time, but choose to be in a relationship with just one person.

Some MRA duche is probably going to say “what about all the men killed by their wives/girlfriends?! You don’t care about them because feminists want to kill men anyway...” 50 points to Hufflepuff if I'm right.