I'm sure this has been pointed out, but just in case it hasn't: That picture is not of a fedora. it's a trilby.

no damn reason? his reason was to shoot people, duh.

the worst part is that i found him kind of attractive . i am such a creeper!

Yes! I laughed so loud that my mom came downstairs and made me rewind so she could see what was making me literally LOL.

i would, if that happened to me. that's the whole point of what i'm saying - having a phobia is seriously painful and willfully ignorant assholes like you aren't helping any.

I hope she's not you're friend anymore. in fact, i hope you set her house on fire.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! can we please just start setting sadists on fire already?

There's more than one Nicholas Sparks novel? I thought all those movies were remakes of the same one. I mean, they are the EXACT same story.

I lost all respect for Ellen when she surprised Channing Tatum with a doll, knowing he has pediophobia (fear of dolls). To someone with a phobia, that is torture. Just because you don't understand it and think it's funny, does not give you the right to put someone through anguish for your entertainment.

Problem Solver: just say vulva. it's accurate, there's no sexual connotation, and the stupid idiots who think "vagina" will destroy innocence will probably just think she's saying "volvo".

don't say "crotch". for any reason, ever.

First of all, having semen on a shawl doesn't prove that he killed the woman, only that he had sex with her/near her and wiped it on her shawl. there's no way to prove when it got there, especially considering a 19th century prostitute's clothing probably had semen up to ying yang.

should have included his name so other women know to avoid him. or troll him.

wait, u think vomit is worse than shit? if i smell vomit, then i vomit, too, but even still, shit is way worse. you would not think that if you have seen the scat porn i have seen. (i clicked a link. i was curious. don't ask why. it was the worst.)

"But maybe writing about two boys to be pounded like fudge and then cut up into "neat little squares" is a bit much."

this is my favorite one of all time. he's been banned, but i keep it anyway to show people:

you guys, THIS IS NOTHING! check out this actual message i got a few weeks ago. there are only two things you need to know: 1. robin williams had *just* died and 2. i mentioned in my profile that i wanted a guy who would make out with other hot guys for my viewing pleasure. and this is what an actual human being said…

ooh, that voice! he's like the new tim curry. sploosh!

it wasn't headed anywhere, it was done. if you hadn't replied, we wouldn't still be talking about it. and i was merely trying to point out how silly and pointless it is to label someone's profession based on their perceived skin color. you seem to be very insistent that everyone be aware of the fact that this girl has…

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