I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

Seriously?

This was really a thinly veiled attempt to get my hands on those blueprints.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Yeah, but how do I make the baby cry?

*raised hand*

Oh it's art. It is failing entirely to evoke anything else from me but "what is that cluttered amateur looking mess". But it's art...

At least we'll all get the same ending.

This...will not end well :(

Why did they put the Sonic soundtrack on a Zelda game?

Clearly it's link. look at that hat.

He must not like Mondays either.

Really? This doesn't even rate as mildly unusual in my book. This is less weird than a quesaritto.

Or if you've ever fantasized about eating a Bulbasaur...

There are only 3 ways this "big" announcement could be shocking or stunning:

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Do you dare risk to try the amaze ramp of death?

Because the name "Robin Williams" is a perfect fit for a character in every Zelda game. It's not completely out of place and unnecessary at all.