Road Cone kicked in, Yo!

I have taught tons of people to drive stick by telling them to stand by the door and watch my feet as I roll off from a stop.

If you're going to teach someone to drive stick, by God do it in something easy to drive! I would ever dream of teaching anyone to drive in the 350z I owned, or my current Mazdaspeed 6 - both have delicate clutch engagement points. Now, my old BMW 6 series would be a perfect car to learn on - the clutch is nice and…

Uhhh no....You still have to deal with the fact that that miraculous 707 hp is saddled with a 4,400 pound lump of shit...

Save your money for something used. Only suckers buy new.

Is this for the SD card?

This car is a butterface.

Surely there's a way to accomplish that without making everyone want to gouge their eyes out?

Chevrolet SSR.

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or when you're doing something bad....

I guess you've never been to Texas.

Plot twist, it was Leno wearing a wig.

first gen neon

Mid size, rear wheel drive, four door sedans with a manual transmission.

I just assumed you were taking Acura's design practices to heart as inspiration for your headlines.

It's like someone tried to describe the internet to them.