Uhhh no....You still have to deal with the fact that that miraculous 707 hp is saddled with a 4,400 pound lump of shit...

Save your money for something used. Only suckers buy new.

Is this for the SD card?

This car is a butterface.

Surely there's a way to accomplish that without making everyone want to gouge their eyes out?

Chevrolet SSR.

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or when you're doing something bad....

I guess you've never been to Texas.

Plot twist, it was Leno wearing a wig.

first gen neon

Mid size, rear wheel drive, four door sedans with a manual transmission.

I just assumed you were taking Acura's design practices to heart as inspiration for your headlines.

Total crack pipe.

Two chicks at the same time.

Save a few bucks, get a few doors.

It's like someone tried to describe the internet to them.