Because it could be considered pandering to special interest groups. For example, if she borrowed from an extremely liberal designer who was gay and very vocal about gay marriage, it could be inferred that she and the president shared the same beliefs which could then have a negative impact on more conservative…

Former White House lawyers said any discounts provided to the first lady would have to be in line with what designers offer other top customers to avoid being considered gifts.

Seriously?

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

I love Charlize Theron. Everything I've read or heard about her makes me think she's smart and tough and fun.
I don't know what the fuck she's doing with Sean Penn though, given his history and her own history of domestic violence.

You sound like an absolute fucking creep

Putting crazy Amy aside for a bit, I found this Mitchell and Webb sketch that perfectly encapsulates Kitchen Nightmares:

I suspect it shatters the fantasy for many of them. The girl that they're watching on their computers doesn't just live on the screen, she's an actual living, breathing person who is at their school... and she still won't fuck them in real life.

It's just key card updates through bureaucracy, my evening/weekend pass took a week, but I doubt it was special preparation. I didn't assume my only option was to resign.

Yes, by the lady dressing appropriately herself. Leading by example is the best way.

I have to ask, because I don't have an autistic child or family member or person I am close with: do people who have autistic loved ones ever feel insulted that anti-vaccine people act like autism is The Worst Thing Ever? I understand that it can be a struggle, a great struggle for some, but I can't help but be…

Same. I learned long ago "If you want something done right, do it yourself" and relationships just were not working out for me. Now, I have a guy who just gets shit done. It's kind of nice...

The mom just knows she lost someone who loved her unconditionally. I doubt she has any interest in what is best for the kid, she just cares about losing that emotional support.

She was literally in the process of accepting an Academy Award. I'm pretty sure any need for attention she might have was already being met.

Pirate this woman's book to hate read?

If you have a smooth delivery with no complications, home birthing is great. If you do have unexpected complications, you are much more likely to lose your baby or your own life. I'm not a statistician and I can't tell you whether you're more likely to get an infection at the hospital than you are to have an…

I think it's just because people are more willing to "accept" a low-key ceremony if it's also a surprise. If you tell people in advance that you're having an inexpensive backyard wedding, you have to deal with all your relatives complaining about it. Some of my friends who tried to have inexpensive, DIY-heavy weddings…

I used to know this woman who used her autistic daughter as an excuse to be a huge asshole. I can imagine it's rough being the parent of a child with disabilities, but she was fucking impossible to deal with, AND she was kind of an overbearing jerk to her poor kid too.

So we're not gonna talk about how Margot Robbie did better at "embittered trophy wife" than Jennifer Lawrence? No? Okay....

Is Macklemore Jezebel's new Lena Dunham?