She’ll get out sooner than 15 years. Now, it’s possible she’ll do the whole 15. But most states allow you to earn time off your sentence for good behavior. Texas is probably on the stricter side with states like Florida, so I imagine she’ll have to serve at minimum 85% of her sentence (Note: I have not looked this up…

I’ve always felt like men who consider “fat” to be the ultimate insult to a woman do it because they consider fat women unattractive and the worst thing you can be to a man is a woman he doesn’t want to have sex with.

If those Bundy fundies thought that the fed’s grazing fees were high, just wait until they get the invoice from Exxon-Mobil.

Maybe she didn’t have a birth certificate or social security number? You can get through school without those things, but when you’re 18 and getting ready for college or a job it’d start being a real problem, and it’s hard for a kidnapper to explain away. That’s what made Carlina White suspicious.

Margaret has apparently publicly commented on the whitewashing in Dr. Strange and they share a mutual friend (even if they’ve never met before).

Hatred for BDS is something I don’t get. They’re not committing terrorist attacks, they’re taking one of the most peaceful paths you can take. Why does my father talk about them like they’re a hate group? As a Jew, I’m a lot more worried about all the hate-mongers that Cheeto Mussolini has enabled. I think they’re a…

Yeah. Catholic School was a bit of a mess for me but I remember protesting something or other and having a teacher scream at us, “THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS HERE.” So. Good luck,* kids.

It’s to the point that I am starting to believe being a Conservative is a flag for some sort of personality disorder.

You know what, Hillary is wealthy, white and well-connected, barring nuclear war, she’s going to weather the next 4 (of please god not 8) years perfectly fine and I don’t begrudge her one second of it. She’s dedicated her life to public service and all she’s gotten in return is steaming pile after steaming pile of…

Actually I imagine she’s like Roy Patterson in the Trash of the Titans episode of The Simpsons after Homer fucks everything up:

He does not look comfortable or happy.

Reading those words just made my IQ drop 10 points. I need to go read a dictionary to recover.

Isn’t the fact that he’s hiding from rape charges the biggest reason he’s in the ecuadorian embassy?

THE TRUE HERO IS DEMELZA AND HER BEAUTIFUL HAIR THIS WE ALL KNOW

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

She probably means “protect” as in protecting women from being able to make the wrong choice.

I think this situation is worse, because having made a selfish (if you want to use heavy duty narcotics, deal with the social battery and bottle fed) but understandle mistake, she refused to let the hospital treat her child. She would have rather let the baby suffer, and possibly die, rather than get in trouble for…

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

I’m a Black Man Who Swims but, as much as I dig manatees, being in murky water and turning to find ANYTHING live and bigger than me, staring at me, would strike fear in my heart.