Best way to get around all this crap? Buy a car older than '95. No nonsense cheat codes needed to turn off traction control and seatbelt warnings.

Hasn't really changed much in the last 100 years it seems.

I would definitely buy this... if I had the money. NP

If this is true, I'm glad Fez II is cancelled. Fish is an butthole who doesn't the publicity he has, even if his stuff is "universally" acclaimed.

Waaaaaant

This makes the 458 look even better! :D

I plan on keeping my Accord until the day the day I die.

Man, an $800 car sounds real nice right about now.

This was so endearing that I have nothing to say other than as a man, I feel nothing. Guy had a nice e36 though.

No love for Zombie Highway? Shame, you guys are missing out! (assuming you haven't already played it)

Zombie Highway! Bare minimum car game in that there's 2 CUVs and 2 SUVs, all generic, to choose from, but hot damn is it fun.

This looks delightfully insane. I love it!

On my Accord, the locking bit on my headlight that holds the bulb in place was broken. Nothing a roll of tape couldn't fix!

Sad to think that all the bros will lift it and put on 30' rims. Though I haven't seen many lifted Lightenings, so this may be different.

This puppy will cure your fear of driving. It's so slow that it couldn't kill anybody no matter how fast you go. It's really small so it can zip around in city traffic. It's pretty good on gas. It's very reliable. It's got a soft top. It's dirt cheap (if you can find one that hasn't been abused). It's the answer to…

I laughed. I lost. :(

I bet I can get my Accord to last over a million miles, but it's not a new car so it won't fall into this category sadly.

Must. Watch. Lemans. Uhhhh...

First car I ever owned? Bah, I still own it! '96 Honda Accord. I love that thing, and not because it's my first car. I don't need a picture because I'm sure you all know what an Accord looks like and I'm too lazy to find an accurate picture.