Wait, Esther, you never explained why you’d never been to Red Lobster - you leave your 16th-birthday story hanging with your mom asking you if you wanted to go. Why didn’t you go??

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

I’m not sorry—Theon is still not invited to my Thanksgiving dinner. He can wait in the goddamn car.

You know, as a designer myself, I was at first thrilled to see this headline. How cool that someone not in the field even noticed! But it’s just a boring, thinly veiled hit piece on a longshot candidate based on... what, exactly? The fact that Buttigeig doesn’t have policy ready years in advance? That he thought…

Or possibly a Victoria Secret PINK sweatshirt or something. So he already felt weird since he left the house wearing sorority clothes. 

This is kind of funny, because in her book she says that storage systems are for hoarders, and if you buy storage stuff you are basically lying to yourself and hiding your clutter. 

On the plus side, we at least all know we’re never going to conform to their “must wear wrap-around sunglasses” dress code if we were let in.

Doesn’t the title actually suggest that gay men are the only real men?

Do your colleagues at The Root know about this? I’d love for GMG to cross-post and read The Root comments. Don’t get me wrong, I’m whiter than Lily Collins at Ascot, and I love mayonnaise, but not on a really hot day. Maybe you could serve this stuff inside a very over-air-conditioned beach house or something.

To me, that sounds very much like the people who say “I totally understand that racism is bad, but rioting is just not the way to accomplish anything. Next time try politely asking”. You can, of course, be annoyed at the phrasing, but if that is your lone takeaway from this piece...

People’s first response to this is to complain about your method of reaching out? FUCK THAT. FUCK JESSE SINGAL. FUCK THE ATLANTIC. This is a boy on a transphobic mission who was allowed to publish that tripe during Pride month.

It should also be criminal to provide a child who has not yet reached puberty the hormones or surgery needed to transition.

Quick game of, “Guess the financial motivations behind the drummed up racism”.

This show also presumes that there was a large group of people already clammoring for this type of theocratic govenment, so if  Eden was from a true believer family, they could have raised her under the dictums of Gilead even before Gilead existed.

Look at that woman. Does that face say, “Go ahead, fuck with me, I won’t mind?” No, it does not.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…

Ah, dads. Gotta love how they, confused, care about the plight of women after one of their little X-swimmers impregnates one.

They think that only Black people are lazy. People like them just can’t get a break.

Welp - Went into the greys to look at responses. I don’t know why I did that.