Where physically were you when you came up with po-polio? Desk? Shower? Starbucks line? I need to start hanging out there. This is right in the wheelhouse of what I consider a perfect joke.

As the dad of a Star Wars lovin 9yo* kid in 2014 I can't believe LucasArts/Disney has left all that money on the table by not having some kind of current gen, or even recently current gen X-Wing combat/flight sim available.

Disney, I hope you're paying attention to all these space sims, make a new Lucasarts and get on my modern X-Wing or Tie Fighter remakes, NOW.

The state of the American shitty prison system is a debate for another time—it's fucked beyond words.

But this low life shouldnt get video games at all, let alone being allowed to whine about not having a PS3; that is all my point.

RACE RELATIONS: 2 Days since last accident.

Can't wait for the Erin Andrews interview.

Assholes need to learn to record in landscape and not portrait.

You list is a list fit for the GODS.

I recently got into an argument at work about Arnold being my favorite actor. Whomever I was arguing with said I was stupid and should find a legitimate actor. My argument was that I'm usually not let down when it comes to an Arnold film. I know I'm going to turn off my brain and watch shit blow up for an hour plus.…