That JUMP!!!

Well, I am in Quebec right this minute on business. I have met a few french canadians that I would say work as hard as I do (an American). But really most don't, they don't seem to work at the pace I am used to or really seem to care about finishing anything on a time table. If it takes another day, then so be it.…

Parked my 1995 Integra GSR in a buddies driveway. Came out later and the car was gone. We thought it had been stolen until I hit the unlock button on the remote.......yeah it was at the bottom of the hill deep in the woods across the street.

Skip in to 5:38 oh yeah

Huh? What???

Especially if on fire. (this was the wife's pick)

A buddy of mine has loaned me his corvette on a few occasions when I was in town and needed a car. We grew up together and trust each other with stuff like this but I was still nervous as hell every time I drove it. If something were to have happened he would say "it's just a car, or it's just money" but thank God I…

Well said. As far as i'm concerned you win the internets for the day.

Similar-ish sound. I can kind of see what he's saying. But not the same. Side note - Loved my Integra GSR.

The cobra vs viper bit was a lot of fun. I was entertained.

My college car. She was a '95 Integra GSR. Red with black interior. Kept it stock and clean and drove the hell out of it on occasion but when being civil I could baby 30+mpg out of her. 8200 rpm redline always got me around whatever needed to be passed. Fun and good looking but could hold everything i owned (at the…

I hate "progress", the green movement, AND environmentalism.

My grandfather taught me when I was 15 in his '89 Acura Legend. He was a UPS lifer and had along the way gone from driver to driver trainer before becoming management. So not only was I required to stop on the steepest hills in north GA and learn how to start again I got the full on UPS driver training. At the time it…

hahahhahahaahah I like Tony Stewart because he is a good driver, I really decided this after watching him compete in a Rolex 24 hour event. They guy can drive and not just in circles. But I also think of him kind of like Deion Sanders back in the day. Just a cocky SOB and the occasional rage issues make him very…

@KeyserSöze - Professional Blog Commenter: Love. I want a volvowag so bad but have been unable to convince the wife that wagons aren't for old people, and ugly. Anybody won this battle without just ignoring her and buying one anyway?

@Fat Tire: hahha lesbaru!!! /wipes coffee off my screen...... Seriously that ones new to me, will use it in conversation before the day is over.

I have been a long time reader (yeah mostly at work) of jalopnik but never jumped into the comments. I created an account some time last year but still didn't comment.

@vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: WOOOOOO WOOOOPP!!! /does obligatory fishtail and runs stop sign....