Maybe he did mean "electrocutes"... Capping usage statistics at "1" would make the platform light and cut down on any customer complaints that could arise.

What the heck is this?

Or maybe a lifetime ban for the track designer.

I dunno, that's a backwards way of assaulting someone. Shunting someone with the rear of your car is like head butting someone with your nose.

The funny thing is that many Texans would be just fine with that.

I can't understand why anyone would buy one of these over a Civic and I'd never buy a Civic.

I'll break this into two categories, whats acceptable for someone to call a sports car and the more pedantic, what is a sports car.

Did they just troll their whole reader base?

Whoa. That's crazy!

Gahhh... You beat me to it!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

That's a sweet Elise, brah!

You're right, it asks for 100LL, but I can personally vouch for the fact that a Piper Archer III will run on a lower octane just fine...

You car will run on leaded fuel, at least until the computer decides that the emissions equipment has been trashed and throws it into safe mode or kills the engine entirely.

Way Too Low...

The skill of that uber forklift operator was impressive.

I commend this guys composure, I'm not sure I would have been able to contain my laughter as painful as that head butt looked.

Now that would be baller.

I want a BRZ STi that will answer obvious questions for me.

I want an AWD Turbo Convertible two-seater Diesel Hybrid BRZ that comes only in noseeum black. I also want it to be hand produced at Subaru’s Brigadoon facility.